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Take it from Snee: Alabama is still trying to kill me
Once again, Alabama is trying to kill me. I woke up at 4 am this morning to the soundtrack from Pearl Harbor. No, not Michael Bay’s crapwork of a film. I mean air raid sirens. I leapt out of bed and...
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Profiles in Courage: A Warrior on Trial
Joseph Petcka is in court after allegedly killing a cat with his own bare hands. Sure, a housecat is no mountain ox, but Petcka gets credit for possibly putting his words into action. (You’re all talk,...
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Fine, but is the cat dead?
Graeme Swann, who is a star “spinner” for what we’re told is a sport called “cricket,” was pulled over for drunk driving because his cat got stuck in the floorboards of his home. Well, first he was...
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A woman in Massachusetts has decided to offer a fairly large reward for her cat: it’s a song to the tune of 2000 dollars. We don’t know what the lady does for a living, or why she’s so much of a...
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Cats: the Bane of Rio
This plot to get revenge for Ra’s al Ghul was foiled by Brazil’s lack of metallic-colored cats or white duct duct tape. A cat (Felis diabolo) was caught trying to sneak escape tools into a Brazilian...
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Cat attempts to tree entire NYC infrastructure
When stuck in a tree with a cat, you have a lot of time to reflect on and evaluate recent decisions. FDNY firefighters successfully rescued an NYPD officer and the cat who lured him up a tree to his...
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British mail takes hard line on cats
Not a person. Cats are everywhere on the internet. We lost a lot of ground to them early on in the War on Animals, and your girlfriend isn’t making it any easier for us to gain it back. Luckily, the...
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